Would everybody please stop? : reflections on life and other bad ideas / Jenny Allen.
"A collection of first-person essays and humor pieces about one woman's attempt to make sense of the baffling, humiliating, and extremely annoying world around her"-- Provided by publisher.
I'm awake
Seconds
Ask the answer lady
Canonize me
Me, flirting
How to tie-dye
Dream on, you motherfucking mother
Would everybody please stop?
An affair to remember
When I meditate
My gathas
Nothing left to lose
Tawk thewapy
I can't get that penis out of my mind
It's about time
Take my horse, please
Faking it
Can I borrow that?
My gratitudes
My new feminist cop show
Scary stories for grown-ups
L.L. Bean and me
Hair today, gone tomorrow
I have to go now
The trouble with nature
Speak, memory
Can I have your errands?
How to take Dad to the doctor
What I saw at the movies
What I've learned
Salt and pepper
Roger Ailes's new, enlightened code of sexual conduct
Falling
Please don't invite me.
Seconds
Ask the answer lady
Canonize me
Me, flirting
How to tie-dye
Dream on, you motherfucking mother
Would everybody please stop?
An affair to remember
When I meditate
My gathas
Nothing left to lose
Tawk thewapy
I can't get that penis out of my mind
It's about time
Take my horse, please
Faking it
Can I borrow that?
My gratitudes
My new feminist cop show
Scary stories for grown-ups
L.L. Bean and me
Hair today, gone tomorrow
I have to go now
The trouble with nature
Speak, memory
Can I have your errands?
How to take Dad to the doctor
What I saw at the movies
What I've learned
Salt and pepper
Roger Ailes's new, enlightened code of sexual conduct
Falling
Please don't invite me.
Item details
- ISBN: 9780374118327
- ISBN: 0374118329
- Physical Description: x, 224 pages ; 22 cm
- Edition: First edition.
- Publisher: New York, NY : Sarah Crichton Books, 2017.
Contents / Notes
Formatted Contents Note: | I'm awake Seconds Ask the answer lady Canonize me Me, flirting How to tie-dye Dream on, you motherfucking mother Would everybody please stop? An affair to remember When I meditate My gathas Nothing left to lose Tawk thewapy I can't get that penis out of my mind It's about time Take my horse, please Faking it Can I borrow that? My gratitudes My new feminist cop show Scary stories for grown-ups L.L. Bean and me Hair today, gone tomorrow I have to go now The trouble with nature Speak, memory Can I have your errands? How to take Dad to the doctor What I saw at the movies What I've learned Salt and pepper Roger Ailes's new, enlightened code of sexual conduct Falling Please don't invite me. |
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